Live and learn

I attended a lecture on safety today. Now, remember, dear reader: if someone points a sharp object at you, keep your distance. Also, if someone has a gun, run away. If they are already pointing the gun at you, do as they say. Who would have thought…

Never open an umbrella in a proper gale. The gale will win every time. Your umbrella will break and hurt you in the process. You’ll be just as wet with or without a wannabe-kite in your hands.

If you eat more and more and exercise less and less you will become fat. I know, shocking, isn’t it? I’m still hoping to prove this theory wrong.

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